The Best Possible Use of a Lawyer

I have a vague notion for a reality show where you get a bunch of lawyers and have them compete in grueling physical challenges, preferably ones involving great risk of injury and death.  The last one standing wins the right to represent the others in their personal injury cases.  Backstabbing and shady behavior is highly encouraged, and a given since they're lawyers.  And the final twist is the winner has to argue his case from a tank full of vicious flesh eating piranha.  Now that's entertainment.