I think traffic lights are intelligent. And they're jerks. They know if you're running late for something important and make sure every single one you encounter turns red. They also like to turn yellow at that precise moment where you either have to push the gas to the floor and still probably end up running the red light or slam on your brakes as hard as you can so you leave skid marks on the street and probably damage your tires in the process. I also think they constantly adjust whether the left turn lane goes before or after opposing traffic going straight based on what will make you have to wait the longest. And no matter which street on the intersection you happen to be on the red light lasts for like five minutes while your green light only lasts for about twenty seconds. It's all intentional, damn it!
Traffic lights are assholes.
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