Lame Superpowers

If super powers were real not everyone would get cool ones, right?  What if you got something lame like the ability to bake a really good loaf of bread?  At least you could start a bakery with that.  You could get stuck with something useless like the ability to grow rollerskates out of your elbows.  Or worse, your mouth creates a super amount of saliva so you're constantly drooling.  You could be Super Drool Man.  Maybe you're power would be the ability to do crossword puzzles really fast.  Super Crossword Man!  Oh yeah!