Jobs I Don't Get Part 2

You want to know another worthless job?  Music critics.  Absolutely worthless.  They're just some dudes with opinions.  Same as you.  Their opinions have absolutely no more validity than yours and they have no "authority."  Maybe they've listened to more music than you have, but it still doesn't change the fact that anything they say is an opinion and nothing but an opinion.  I've seen plenty of critics hate on stuff I think is awesome and love stuff that I think sucks major balls.  You might as well ask some random dude at a bar what they think of the song currently playing on the jukebox because their opinion is just as good as anybody else's.  Go get a real job, you sweaty pretentious slobs!