La Dee Dah Things Are Just Fine

The greatest thing about the world is how just it is on every conceivable level.  Every rich person deserves every last penny they have while poor people are poor for a goddamn reason.  Because Donald Trump is the closest thing to a saint I can think of.  And all those dudes on Wall Street?  Just some classy, classy people.  Meanwhile everyone I've ever met who's occasionally struggled to make ends meet or get all their bills paid on time are pretty much degenerates.  Lazy, too. And clearly living beyond their means because a roof over your head, clothes on your back, and food on the table are a luxury.  But the CEO of Exxon EARNED his third yacht, you goddamn slacker.  Seriously.  You just need to work harder.  

Rainbows and Unicorns!!!

This might sound a little morbid, but in all sincerity I intend it to be the opposite...

The best thing I can think of to prevent suicide is remembering fun times and keeping in mind that they could conceivably happen again.  Maybe not the same exact fun times, but other different fun times could and likely will occur.  Somewhere in the back of my mind whenever I find myself enjoying myself I think that if for some reason I had killed myself prior to this I never would have gotten to have this good time.  And that's motivation of sorts to keep on going.  Hey, whatever keeps you chugging along sometimes, right?

On a completely unrelated note sometimes enormously overweight people fall down.  I'm told this can be quite comical.