Saturday, October 5, 2013

Resolving Our Differences Through Dance

So there's a government shutdown going on.  It's the usual garbage.  Republicans and Democrats hate each other and refuse to actually do their jobs and work on behalf of the American people because they'd rather be stubborn just to spite each other.  So my new idea is to resolve all political logjams through dance-offs.  I think all of the Republican congressmen should have to line up on one side and all the Democrats on the other and then one by one they go in the middle and face off in a dance competition.  They have to be in their suits they wear to congress as they dance.

I'm all in favor of this to resolve international disputes as well, by the way.

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