La Dee Dah Things Are Just Fine

The greatest thing about the world is how just it is on every conceivable level.  Every rich person deserves every last penny they have while poor people are poor for a goddamn reason.  Because Donald Trump is the closest thing to a saint I can think of.  And all those dudes on Wall Street?  Just some classy, classy people.  Meanwhile everyone I've ever met who's occasionally struggled to make ends meet or get all their bills paid on time are pretty much degenerates.  Lazy, too. And clearly living beyond their means because a roof over your head, clothes on your back, and food on the table are a luxury.  But the CEO of Exxon EARNED his third yacht, you goddamn slacker.  Seriously.  You just need to work harder.